Poems & Stories

Sentencia Interruptus: The Texas Pause

I’ve actually never heard anyone talk about this, so it’s up to me to break the news to the world about this phenomenon. It can be a monumental problem, if you don’t know about it, understand it, and adhere to its rule. “It” is, and I believe I’ve aptly named it, Sentencia Interruptus, or commonly known (or soon will be) as the Texas Pause. Problems can arise in communications between husbands and wives, employers and their employees, teachers and students, and others, if one of the parties..

Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine

While the Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific community with such devastating surprise as a theory recently proposed by a French Chef from Bordeaux. Andre Dumier, who operates a One Star Michelin restaurant just outside the city of Bordeaux, advanced the theory after contemplating what he considers the first requirement in the various stages of evolution – the availability of food and, in time, wine.

We were fortunate in being able to arrange an exclusive Newslaugh interview.

NewsLaugh: Would you please explain your theory?

Dumier: But, of course, monsieur. The great flaw in Darwin’s Theory is that he puts Natural Selection before the existence of food to select.

NewsLaugh: Say, that’s interesting. Can you elaborate?

Dumier: It is my pleasure to do so. To me his Theory of Evolution does not make a primary place for the existence of food. Let me explain. Do you think the fish evolved in the ocean before there was plankton for them to dine on? Of course, not. They would have starved! And, if they could not survive, how could you have Survival of the Fittest?

NewsLaugh: Do you have another theory to propose?

Dumier: Oui, monsieur. Survival of the Fullest.

The Topless CPA

“This place is amazing,” Todd told Lila, the topless dancer who had just charged him for touching her hand. “Is there anything you don’t charge for?”

“Not very many,” she joked.

“How’d it get that way?” he wanted to know.

“It was started by a dancer who saved up and got her CPA.”

A Revised History Of Pasta

As we note history changing at a record pace, from the recent unexpected surfacing of The Book of Judas to the unseating of Tyrannosaurus Rex as the largest-ever carnivore, we thought we’d do our part by contributing a revised history of pasta, in which we claim the accolade for the Roman epicurean Julius Amplonius, who had the furious assistance of the invading barbarian Klunk, The Great.

Steps to using Poems, Stories and Recipes in Business

Poems, stories and even recipes can help you connect to your customers in a special way.

Step 1 Get creative with poetry

Poetry can be very special and touching. People often have a strong inclination towards poetry, which is able to stimulate a personal or sentimental connection and human values. Poetry which is not able to connect to a set of individuals does not necessarily mean that the poetry is not well written and on the other hand, poems which attach a special bonding with readers does not mean that the poetry is well written. It is just the opinion or viewpoint of various people. It is very subjective in nature. Poems provide new energy to their readers.

What do entrepreneurs, sports, and Native American Indians have in common?

I know it may sound crazy at this point in my life, but I’ve been pondering what it is that gets me up in the morning totally excited.

My Friend Frank B., and Ted Kennedy

Furtively, early in the morning, I typed in Google his name, Frank B. It had been years since I had even thought of him. Maybe decades that I wondered where he was and what he’s doing.


Roger Due

Investing in Your Destiny® & Coaching Program - Wealth Building Summit Dallas, Texas

My name is Roger Due and I am from Albuquerque, New Mexico and I am the owner of the Monsano software company. This has been an absolutely fantastic conference. This is the best I have ever been to.